Most of you won’t believe what I’m about to say, but here it is. The Koala Blanket improved my dating game. Don’t believe me? Well, let’s start with a few simple facts.
Dating is hard.
Nope, I am NOT joking.
It’s a long process that usually involves spending too much money only to find out that the beautiful girl you were into was not feeling the same way. Or the guy chatting you up was only really down for a shag.
To make matters worse, we got hit with a global pandemic. Restrictions, lockdowns, masks—all of them led to basically the end of the dating game. We have hundreds of people sitting at home, single and lonely, and there’s very little we can do about it.
Well, this is where I come in with tales of my long and arduous journey of how the Koala Blanket changed my life. Only read on if you’re tired of being alone and want to find comfort and cuddles with that special someone.
Let’s go back to the very beginning. No, I don’t mean my childhood. The beginning of my dating life, silly. Attending an all-boys school didn’t help with my dating life, so I really had to wait until college.
I remember trying to ask girls out left, right, and centre—but alas, it was of no use.
For some reason, I was just not able to attract any of them. I became reserved and grumpy all the time because I figured, if girls won’t like me, then no one will.
Then came the intervention.
My best mate sat me down and laid it on me. I was miserable. He asked if I was getting enough sleep because it didn’t seem like it.
He was right, but I didn’t really think about it. Then, it became clear. By not sleeping I was demonstrating the following:
Yup, I realized that my inability to woo possible girlfriends was because I was just unattractive (cringe). The realization stung, but it did slap some sense into me. What was I going to do?
Huh? What was my guy even talking about? How was a weighted blanket supposed to help with anything?
I used to think that way until I finally did some research.
The problem, then, was which blanket reigned supreme?
With so many different blankets to choose from, it was truly hard to decide which one would help me get that relaxing sleep. Seeing how confused I was, my buddy recommended kalmkoala™.
Why kalmkoala™, indeed. I Googled them up and was instantly drawn in. First and foremost, they are 100%, authentically British. They’re located right here in the UK and conduct all their business from here.
I love supporting small businesses and local brands because I think it’s a great way to support the economy and foster a relationship with our neighbours. While not the sole reason for going with kalmkoala™, it definitely did influence my decision.
But, that’s not all. You see, kalmkoala™ uses 100% bamboo in their products. Bamboo is highly sustainable, making this brand quite eco-friendly.
Since I had trouble sleeping and was feeling miserable because of it, I decided to go ahead and purchase the Koala Blanket. The coolest part was that it was on sale for only £79! Once I ordered the blanket, I was excited about what it would do for me.
The Koala Blanket uses Deep Pressure Touch to simulate the feeling of being hugged. Having never had the chance to be hugged by a girl, this feeling was alien to me, but it did remind me of my mum.
Made with a 100% bamboo and cotton blend, the Koala Blanket is extremely soft and feels great on your skin. The bamboo side is nice for when things get a little too warm *wink*, while the plush mink side is great for snuggling in close.
I no longer needed to go on expensive dates to impress girls, rather, I could call them over for a movie night and we could enjoy the therapeutic and cosy feeling of the Koala Blanket.
The Koala Blanket improved my dating game. It really did!
With the Koala blanket, I started sleeping better, improved my hygiene, and felt calm and focused. I just seemed like a happier person and I would often catch girls smiling at me or winking in my direction. It was magical!
No, really. What are you waiting for?
If the Koala Blanket can help me feel better about myself and make me more attractive to girls, then it can do wonders for anyone!
There’s literally no reason not to own one! The Koala Blanket improved my dating game; it can for you too.
Even if you don’t end up with that special someone hugging you at night, the Koala Blanket will always be there to do the job!