How the Koala Blanket Improved My Dating Game

Most of you won’t believe what I’m about to say, but here it is. The Koala Blanket improved my dating game. Don’t believe me? Well, let’s start with a few simple facts.

Dating is hard. 

Nope, I am NOT joking.

It’s a long process that usually involves spending too much money only to find out that the beautiful girl you were into was not feeling the same way. Or the guy chatting you up was only really down for a shag.

To make matters worse, we got hit with a global pandemic. Restrictions, lockdowns, masks—all of them led to basically the end of the dating game. We have hundreds of people sitting at home, single and lonely, and there’s very little we can do about it.

Well, this is where I come in with tales of my long and arduous journey of how the Koala Blanket changed my life. Only read on if you’re tired of being alone and want to find comfort and cuddles with that special someone.

Once Upon a Time...

Let’s go back to the very beginning. No, I don’t mean my childhood. The beginning of my dating life, silly. Attending an all-boys school didn’t help with my dating life, so I really had to wait until college.

I remember trying to ask girls out left, right, and centre—but alas, it was of no use.

For some reason, I was just not able to attract any of them. I became reserved and grumpy all the time because I figured, if girls won’t like me, then no one will.

Then came the intervention.

My best mate sat me down and laid it on me. I was miserable. He asked if I was getting enough sleep because it didn’t seem like it.

He was right, but I didn’t really think about it. Then, it became clear. By not sleeping I was demonstrating the following:

  • Constantly tired
  • Grumpy all the time
  • Poor hygiene
  • Lack of focus
  • Low energy
  • Unattractive

Yup, I realized that my inability to woo possible girlfriends was because I was just unattractive (cringe). The realization stung, but it did slap some sense into me. What was I going to do?

"Relax, Mate. Get a Weighted Blanket!"

Huh? What was my guy even talking about? How was a weighted blanket supposed to help with anything?

I used to think that way until I finally did some research.

Apparently, weighted blankets are great for restoring health and making sure you slept soundly.

The problem, then, was which blanket reigned supreme?

With so many different blankets to choose from, it was truly hard to decide which one would help me get that relaxing sleep. Seeing how confused I was, my buddy recommended kalmkoala™.

Why kalmkoala™?

Why kalmkoala™, indeed. I Googled them up and was instantly drawn in. First and foremost, they are 100%, authentically British. They’re located right here in the UK and conduct all their business from here. 

I love supporting small businesses and local brands because I think it’s a great way to support the economy and foster a relationship with our neighbours. While not the sole reason for going with kalmkoala™, it definitely did influence my decision.

But, that’s not all. You see, kalmkoala™ uses 100% bamboo in their products. Bamboo is highly sustainable, making this brand quite eco-friendly.

NOTE: kalmkoala's entire collection is currently 30% off for their annual Black Friday event! And for a limited time, get an extra £10 off your order using voucher code TRANQUIL10.

kalmkoala™ Improved My Dating Game. really!

And You KNow What? It actually worked!

 I no longer needed to go on expensive dates to impress girls, rather, I could call them over for a movie night and we could enjoy the therapeutic and cosy feeling of the Koala Blanket. 

The Koala Blanket improved my dating game. It really did!

With the Koala blanket, I started sleeping better, improved my hygiene, and felt calm and focused. I just seemed like a happier person and I would often catch girls smiling at me or winking in my direction. It was magical!

koala blanket FEATURES

  • Made with 100% bamboo and cotton blend
  • Available in 3 weights: 4kg, 6.8kg, and 9kg
  • Also comes in two sizes: Single and Double8
  • Bamboo side for hot nights
  • Soft mink plush side for colder nights
  • Removable, machine washable cover
  • Eco-friendly
  • 100% UK-based
  • Free Shipping
  • 30 day money-back guarantee

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